College is a time of self-expression and individuality – new music is found, new food is tasted and new people are met. In this pursuit of self-discovery, it seems only right that you’re living space is equally a note of your expanding uniqueness.
The only problem: A college budget. Often times you will have to choose practicality over personality and while it does furnish your new apartment, it can be quite boring. With these factors in mind, scroll through some new, mostly well-priced gear that will put some personality back into your space.
DCI Pop Quiz Clock $23.10 
Relive those high school chalk board quizzes with the new DCI Pop Quiz Clock. Each hour is marked by a simple math problem. Solve it and solve the riddle of time. Or, you can just know that “52 – x2 + x = 10” happens to live in the “7 o’clock” position and be done with it. Of course, 52 – x2 + x = 10 allows for 7 and -6 as a possible answer, but since there is no such thing as -6 o’clock, the correct answer becomes glaringly obvious.
Novelty Funny Door Stopper Money $9.99
Have a little fun with your roommates with these trickster door stoppers. Printed in US Dollar and Euro bill patterns, jam doors open and sit back and watch the hilarity as your roommates and guests go for the money, only to suffer the disappoint of a solid, yet still practical, gag.
Spinning Hat Ninja Coat Hook $7.99
Ditch your parents plain, veneer coat hooks and let your Kung Fu side shine with these Ninja Coat Hooks. Each metal Ninja Coat Hook has one corner cleverly engineered into a screw, which allows you to fix securely to your wall or door, while making it look like it has been hurled from the hands of a deadly Ninjitsu assassin.
Mustard M15006 Katana Bookends $17.86
Books are sure to collect in your time at college, so why not get organized with some ninja precision. Shaped like a Katana sword – they frame your favorite reads and look like you’ve impaled all of literature with your mighty “sword” of knowledge.
BigMouth Theft Deterrent Moldy Sandwich Bags 5.96
Food theft is notorious with college roommates. Friend or stranger, if food is in the fridge and someone is hungry, treachery is bound to occur eventually. Protect your food with Moldy Sandwich bags. The bag has a large moldy appearance and looks like it has been in the refrigerator longer then it has. Your lunch will surely get a second look before someone grabs it. Comes in a pack of 20.
Fred and Friends SALT + MAGIC Salt and Pepper Shakers $10.25
With a wave of a wand, spice up your spices with SALT + MAGIC Salt and Pepper Shakers. The set includes a salt and pepper shaker. Each shaker is made of ABS plastic. These wand-shaped shakers are a fun way to pass salt and pepper around your college apartment dinner table.
Online Bath Shower Curtain $24.47
Everybody sings better in the shower. Become your very own YouTube star in the bathroom. The online bath shower curtain is designed to resemble that of a YouTube channel page. It features a polyester and transparent PVC window, is water resistant and comes with the hooks included.
Thumbs Up! Melting Clock $19.40
Salvador Dali is a common theme in a college apartment. Instead of just nailing up a poster, get the Thumbs Up! Melting Clock and one-up your “artsy” friends. Designed to look like a large pocket watch complete with a winder on top, this stylish timepiece is perfectly balanced to hang off any flat surface securely, creating a visual ‘melting’ effect. It keeps perfect track of the time, so there’s no excuse for showing up late to your next lecture.
Design Toscano Super-sized David Garden Sculpture $131.16 
OK, so practicality might be out the window with Design Toscano’s Super-sized David statue, but funny is funny. Perfect for a balcony motif, deck out your outdoor space with this modern take on a classic design and let the laughter ensue. The statue features a faux stone finish and measures 14 inches width by 30 inches height by 9 inches depth.
Star Wars AT-AT Bookends $2,221.47
All practicality falls by the wayside when it comes to fandom. First seen on screen at the Battle of Hoth, the feared AT-AT is the primary assault vehicle of the Galactic Empire for large-scale ground warfare. Now, Star Wars fanatics and enthusiasts can bring home these high-priced bookends. Cast in high quality polystone and then hand painted, each bookend is numbered and comes complete with a matching limited edition certificate of authenticity. Whether they’re holding up an assortment of media or on display proudly by themselves, these collectible bookends are sure to add enjoyment to any home or office.
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