Living in and searching for a college apartment can sometimes be stressful. What is a great way to lower that stress? Reading great jokes that make you laugh.
Laughter is the best medicine, after all. Jokes and laughter can boost your energy (for when you need to get that paper finished), strengthen your immune system (who wants to get sick during finals week) and protect you from the negative side effects of stress. One of the best things about jokes, is that they are free. What college student doesn’t love the word “free”? Here are some humorous jokes that will surely make you laugh and relieve that stress.
Joke 1
The female dorm floor will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dorm floor to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $10 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $30. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $80. Are there any questions?” At this, a male freshmen student in the crowd inquires, “How much for a season pass?”
Joke 2
A starving college student was trying to talk his impatient landlord into waiting for the rent. “In a few years,” he said, “other students will point to this college apartment and say, Mike Smith once lived there.'” “If I don’t get my rent tonight,” said the landlord, “they’ll be able to say it tomorrow.”
Joke 3
What do you call a yard sale? A college apartment interior decorating store.
Joke 4
Three college students are sharing one apartment together; each have their own bed, but there are only two blankets in the apartment. How do they keep warm? They turn on the heat!
Do you have any other awesome jokes about college apartments or dorm rooms? Share your jokes with us in the comment section below!
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