Part of “living it up in college” is having the freedom to stock your apartment with the silliest, craziest, or – just straight up – dumbest gadgets and gear the Internet could possibly provide. At some point, you’re going to move on to families and thus, have to throw away all the cool crap you bought in college. In lieu of this burgeoning/declining freedom, here are 10 cool, random, and possibly stupid pieces of crap for you to enjoy in your college apartment.
BigMouth Redneck Bottle Kooler
Let out the inner you – or the inner you you long to be – with Bigmouth’s Redneck Bottle Kooloer. “Redneck” is colorfully printed on the front of this tank top t-shirt bottle kooler in official NASCAR colors, showing everyone that you’re ready to party, southern style! $7.22
BigMouth The Cheeky Monkey Rolling Eyes Oswald Style Clock
Retro AND cheeky, the monkey wall clock secretly displays the current time. His eyes rotate, his eyeballs show the correct hour and minute all day and night. Inspired by vintage Oswald style clocks, the cheeky monkey clock makes an awesome decoration. $14.27
BigMouth Toilet and Urinal Novelty Salt and Pepper Shaker Set
Putting the “FUN” in FUNctional, the set of salt and pepper shakers resemble a little toilet and a cute, little urinal (if a urinal could ever be considered “cute”). Use the toilet for pepper and the urinal for salt. The fine detail make these a great funny salt and pepper shaker set. $8.42
BigMouth Red Cup Wine Glass/Party Cup Set
Probably not as impressive as you first thought they were, the classic red party cup has been transformed to socially accommodate wine – boxed wine preferably. BigMouth’s set of wine glasses include two wine glasses that look just like the classic red party cups. $11.33
The Official BS Button
There comes a time in life where you question everything; college is often that time. Always calling people out on their falsehoods can get tiring on the vocal chords. Alleviate your vocal strain with the straight-talking Bullshit Button. It allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it. Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, “That was bullshit,” or shout, “Bullshit detected, take precautions.” No roommate, friend, relative or professor will dare to bullshit you again! $7.21
Spinning Hat Blood Bath Bath Mat
Give your guests or roommates the shock of their lives with the Blood Bath Mat. Spattered with blood and bloody footprints, the mat reflects the classic horror movie shower scene. Gruesome, bloody, and absolutely offensive, it is something that could only be appreciated in your college apartment. $12.90
DRINK-A-PALOOZA Game
Every college apartment – belonging to someone 21 and over, of course – is bound to host a drinking game at some point. The proper tools in which to host such a thing can be hard to come by, and difficult to keep around in what can often be tight spaces. DRINK-A-PALOOZA® is the best party games for adults and adult board games that mixes everyone’s favorite college drinking games and packs them into one.
Whether you prefer beer, spirits, soda or water; YOU will love playing! This board game eliminates the need for a large Ping-Pong table. You compete against other players to win miniaturized bottles. Fill your six-pack game piece and you win the game!
BigMouth The Prescription Coffee Mug
Whether enduring late night study sessions or just making it through class, coffee is going to become a good friend in college. Having your apartment stocked with such a medicinal is just as essential. BigMouth’s unique coffee mug is a great addition to your study sessions. This hilarious ceramic coffee mug looks like a prescription medicine bottle, and the label is filled with funny puns about coffee. $9.18
The Ex 5-Piece Knife Set with Unique Red Holder
Playing up the theatrics in your college apartment is fun and something not quite so amicable once your single life ends. The Ex is a radical alternative to the typical block of wood. This 5-piece knife holder is whimsical and artistic, allowing you to store your knives in an anonymous effigy dedicated to whatever backstabbing friend or ex that you please! $159.00
Wallygadgets Two Wheels Self Balance Smart Drifting Scooter
Extravagance can often be difficult to achieve at a college level, but Wallygadgets Self Balance Smart Drifting Scooter around you apartment complex will not only get you attention, but also some envy from potential new friends. Similar to Segway, but minus the handle, the scooter is easy to handle with self balancing control. $299.00
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